Saturday, May 30, 2009

Cleaning your keyboard

Just like any other days, i was sitting in front of my computer browsing over the net then i realised something. My keyboard. It was covered by dust and dirt. So i cleaned every single key on the keyboard. Firts i pop up every single keys and what surprised me is the amount of dirt, dust, hair and maybe bacterias under all the keys.

look at the amount of dust underneath my keyboard, it really disgusted me. Popping out every single keys is fun..haha
After taking out all the keys, then i unscrew they keyboard and take out the circuit board, the rubber layer between they keys and the circuit board to clean. I washed it with soap water then i dry it with hairdryer.
This is how it look without all the keys. Then comes the hard part. Where you have to clean every single keys and it takes a very long time because of the stubborn dirt that stick on the keys where you have to rub it out with a damp cloth. After that, comes the fun part where you have to put back all the keys in. Some you may forgot where, some you can. I have to imagine myself the words that i usually type so i can remember where they keys located. The words i tried are FUCK YOU, FUCK OFF, RODNEY PAK CHUNG PENG, my emails, mahai, cheebye, fucker, niasing, diu lei, duwan la, im tired, please, etc etc.
See the different compared before and after? it look like new now and there is not squiking sound anymore and its more silent when i type now. Have a try when your keyboard is giving you problem or whenever you sick everytime after online, is time to clean your keyboard. It took me around 2 hours to do this as im a very yim cim and i like detailing. =)

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Famous people around the world

In the painting above there is hundred of famous people around the world. There is others that i dont even know at all. The only people i know is
  1. Albert Einstein
  2. Albraham Lincoln
  3. Bruce Lee
  4. Marilyn Monroe
  5. Yasser Arafat
  6. Genghis Khan
  7. Mike Tyson
  8. Charlie Chaplin
  9. Mahatma Ghandi
  10. Pele
  11. Adolf Hitler
  12. Mao Zhe Dong
  13. Ernesto 'Che' Guevara
  14. Prince Charles
  15. Michael Jordon
  16. Queen Elizabeth
Lets see how many you know. 

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Roti Canai

Up to this day i still remember the very first day of my school which located not far away from my house. Being a kid, the night before my very first day of school my dad gave me RM1 to spend at the school canteen. I was never know how to buy things before that and being me, i am weak in calculations. My dad was an independent dude; he came alone to Kuala Lumpur when he was at the age of 18 if i not mistaken. So being a strong and independent father he would like me to learn it on my own. So he never taught me how to use the money to buy food at the canteen. As for my mother, a typical mother always concern and care for their children. She ironed my school uniform and my short blue pants and hang it nicely outside my room as i go to bed at 10 o'clock. She told me to have enough sleep and not to wake up late for my first day at school. There is so much things to remember what to do and what shouldn't i do for my day. Being me, i always get excited for any special event and therefore the night before i hardly fall asleep even after 13 years.

Waking up on a cold morning was hard for me. Somehow, someway, i got up and wore my school uniform and nervously walk to my school with my girly-pink-colour-bag. Yes, it was pink in colour but being a kid at that age it doesn't matter to me. As i holding my mother's soft and loving hand she reminding me to get back my change when i buying my roti canai later at the canteen. As i check my pocket to make sure the money i with me i noticed i left it at home and there is not enough time to walk back to take the money and my mom only have 60 cents with her. So on that day i only have 60 cents with me.

After for 2 hours of classes the bell finally rang and all of us in the class lining up for recess. At that moment i was nervous like hell as i was about to make my very first buy of my life. As i walking to the canteen with my right hand holding a 50 cents and a 10 cents, i was about to skip my meal as i was too scared to buy a roti canai. But i didnt, instead i took a deep breath waiting in a queue. As my turn to buy my roti canai the uncle with a very kind eyes asked me in a very polite way, "apa mau" he asked. I took a deep breath and mumblely reply him "rrr rrrrr roti canai satu!" then he asked again "kuah apa mau?" i just reply him "tak mau" then i walked away.

The very first day of my school had finally passed. As i walked out of my class i saw my mom waiting for me with her hand holding an umbrella waiting under the hot sun. I ran to her like any other kids did. Then we walked home, on the way walking home my mom asked what did i spent for the 60 cents that she gave to me earlier this morning. I told her i bought roti canai. Then she asked again was the kuah too hot for me. I told her i didn't get any kuah as i only can afford to buy the roti canai and out of money to buy the kuah. Then she smacked my head told me the kuah is free!!

That is the day i learnt how to buy things with money and roti canai kuah is free!!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Pulau Ketam - the dogs and seafood

Last week me and my friends planned for a trip locally and we decided to go for a one day trip at Pulau Ketam for seafood. Most of us didnt have enough sleep for the trip and the driver for the day had to work till 5am and our trip is few hours later and me i only had 2 hours of sleep because my dad woke me up to take some stuff for his fishing trip at 6am and i couldnt get back to sleep after that. Out off so many people i have to drive because im the only one can drive even though im tired or sleepy.

We had some light breakfast before we start our journey to Pulau Ketam, we never been to the place before. Only me and remy know the know how to go to the port klang because me, remy and esther went there before last christmas. We took a wrong road but after a few trial and error we reached to the port. It worth the drive.

Luckily the boat we took got aircond not only that there is also TV not bad for RM8 and we didnt noticed we were sitting near the toilet no wonder no people around there. After for 30 minutes we finally arrived.

the only dogs we see in Pulau Ketam

The seafood restaurant recommended by a lady nearby working for Digi. The seafood there was alright but it was damn cheap only RM125 for all of us and we had crabs, prawns, fish, etc etc
and the taste. Well see my face in the pic
After that we walked around the village and there is a temple there. There will be a ceremony going on later but i wasnt sure what it was supposed to be. They were sort of dancing around.

There was really nothing much in the village, there got a very small cyber cafe, snooker tables in coffee shop and there is a Maybank too!!
and the best part is, there is a house beside the Maybank, If i staying next to a bank i definitely will try to break the wall go rob the bank...HAHAHAHAHA

We chose to ride another type of boat which no aircond so we can see the scenery better and also it will stop us at ikan masin factory to let use have look. AND there is a tour guide in the boat, she keep singing in hokkien and laughing non stop
Here is some nice pics i got from this trip. enjoy

Friday, May 15, 2009

The weird guy outside my house and my bullshits.

The weather these days really sucks big time. Suka-suka panas, suka-suka hujan. And maybe because of this my mood swings. Even a tiny little thing will make me angry but i wouldnt show to my friends or family. I always hide it to myself. Is hard to find someone that willingly listen to me even if they did i wasnt sure whether they really wanna listen to me. They seems busy and my observation towards people is always right. I just moody but i dunno why and that is why i writing this at this weird hours. is nothing big, im just moody. When i still had my car last time, this wouldnt happened to me as when i moody i will clean or wash my car even it's 3-4am or i will drive my car out for a slow drive. Yeah, i know is crazy to wash car during middle of the night.

At weird times i can see weird things, no i dont mean ghost but i actually met an Indian rubbish collecter. He always collect rubbish, cans, toys or stuff that still can be repaired to use again during middle of the night. He was very polite guy, better than some people who have a better job or higher education than him. He always scared me because his bicycle is soundless. Everytime after i washed my car around 3-5am or when i smoking outside my house he will just appear from no where looking for rubbish. Got once i was drinking beer alone outside my house he just appeared out from no where and then showed a friendly smile to me. He was nice but scary at the same time. Then he asked me whether i still want the cans show he can take it from me.

That is when i started a conversation with this indian guy. He told me that he usually will collect rubbish during middle of the night so that he wouldnt disturb the people. As we know, Malaysians always look down on people. That is why i think he start working at midnight. He told me that his children can play with the broken toys after he repaired it. He's not only a nice polite guy but also a very good father. I missed him actually, HAHAHA..because is been a long time since the last time i saw him. After i sold off my car i seldom lepak infront of my house as often as last time. I can talk to anyone, no matter who he/she is. I can even talk to my neighbour for hours. Im weird too.

This taught me that im a very lucky that i have my own car as a toy but his children only have broken toys to play with. Most of us is very lucky compare to this indian guy. We have home, toys, nice clothes, computers, handphones, hi-fi and alot of things that he doesnt have. Everytime im moody, down or sad i always think the other side of it. i might be sad but there is some other people are more unlucky than me. Im a very optimistic person and and maybe because of this i seldom express myself to people becauce i can stand it and i can solve it by myself. But at times i really need someone. Someone that will listen to my bullshits. I remembered last time my friend Esther told me that blog will help me a little. Yeah, i guess so. At this time who on earth will listen to me right? so my blog is my best choice. Everytime i started writing my hands cant stop. I just feel like writing everything about me and my feelings. Reached to this point, i feel better already so i guess is time to stop. For those who really read this up to this point thanks for reading my bullshits.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

taggy taggy

I couldnt believe that i will do this for the second time maybe as esther said got free time to do and she know im free..LOL anyway, is good thing that this can fill up my time a little.

Once you've been tagged, you have to write a post with sixteen random things, habits or goals about you.. At last, choose seven people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them..

  1. for 24 yrs of my life, I'd been living as an 'undercover'
  2. watching the girl in EU will make me awwwwwwwww. wtf
  3. punctuallity is very important to me, very important.
  4. i take 30 minutes to bath everytime.
  5. hope i will faster get my new car soon, maybe 2 weeks later
  6. i dont have the heart to take care of my coming new car
  7. Michael Jackson's best whisky in the world is good reading material
  8. i plucked my eyebrow
  9. if i didnt go out from my house i wouldnt shave
  10. i wanted to get a pair of new shoe, Lacoste or Converse
  11. i like being alone at times but if too long i will get moody and so wtf
  12. im getting lost of being myself and im trying very hard to express myself, that is why i created this blog. It helps abit.
  13. my head cant stop thinking of stuff for 24/7. even now im doin this, i will think of other stuff.
  14. i missed my grandma in Penang, hope can see her this June.
  15. im very emotional dude, i can cry easily watching movies. so gay
  16. hate talking to my dad when he's sober. the only time we can talk in when me and him drinking whisky. so hard to communicate with him.
esther - have to tag u back wan usual
kin - u noe me and esther will tag u cant run from us
ee yee - not much ppl in my blog list
jenai - errrrrrrr, u hv to this
shuet yee - same goes to u, sui poh!!
sean ooi - do this in ur new blog once u got it
esther - u noe i only put 6 ppl in my blog list. so the seven goes back to u.LOL

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Melayu mudah lupa Tun Mahathir said but Cina juga begitu, India pun sama, I says

After for so long this is my first post about the politics in our country. As i get older from a boy to a man, i realised that we have to know a little bit of politics. Not to show that im educated or can show off to the elderly that you know things or even to my friends but is to know about the current situation where you living at. We must fight for our rights as a rakyat. We must speak for our rights. We must stand up for our rights. But with our Malaysian attitudes i can say only particular people will speak out for their rights. The rest? NO BALLS. All they can do is complains among each other but no one dare to stand up to fight for their rights. We live in a 'democratic' country. By rights, we can speak out what we wanted to.

Today in Thestar newspaper said that in 1st of September that price of petrol will be increased to RM2 for RON97 but they will be coming out with a new petrol, RON95 that will replacing the RON92 but the price is remaining as the old price of RON92. In a way they are trying to say that they will be introducing higher quality of petrol but at a same price. BUT most of the cars nowadays required RON97 petrol or higher for the engines, only cars that are old, i mean really old like cars manufactured at 80's can use RON92 petrol or else it will damage the engine. What am i trying to say here is most of the cars in Malaysia cant use RON92 or RON95 petrol as you can see at least 80% of the total cars have to use RON97 and above. So the new RON95 petrol introduced is just to cool down the rakyat.

For those who remember or care about the petrol price that increased to RM2.70 surely remembered how does it affect us as a consumer or businessman. Everything has gone up and never be down again eventhough the petrol price decreased to RM1.80. It will be forever high. The government said that they will review the price of the world market every 2-4 weeks(if i not mistaken) before make any price changes of the petrol in our country remember? Tun Mahathir once write a poem tittled Melayu Mudah Lupa. Melayu really mudah lupa. What happened after the price went down to RM1.80 and the oil price in the world market dropped? they didnt make any reviews after Rm1.80. Sudah lupa? They only say this to shut us up when the price higher than what we usually paid at RM1.92. Any price higher than that we will bising or Malaysians are too easy to please? They really lupa they said this before? when the price is lower than RM1.80 i didnt hear any complains after that even the oil price is decreased in the world market. Not only Melayu mudah lupa but Chinese and Indians as well.

Just me and my thoughts.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

tagged for the first time

For the first time i actually doing this sort of things. Its lame i know. But when you're dead bored on  a Sunday afternoon and apparently your name appeared on your friend's blog. You will do it. To cure my boredom on a Sunday afternoon.

1. Besides your lips , where is the favourite spot to get kissed ?

2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning ?
i woke up 12pm today, just a minute after the morning. what can i feel?

3. Who was the last person / people you took a photo with ?
alot of people on Ee's birthday

4. Would you consider yourself spoiled ?
no, but i would say myself balance of everything.

5. Will you ever donate blood ?
yes, uncountable times, hard to believe for such a person like me to donate blood eh?

6. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex ?
hmm, i never had best friend but i have close FRIENDS

7. Do you want someone to be dead ?
ahhhh, NO. im a very forgiveful guy

8. What does your last text message say ?
'im goin dy from Ampang now etc etc' i guess you know who is he

9. What are you thinking right now ?
my next post to write

1o. Do you want someone to be with you right now ?
is Sunday, on Sunday usually i wanna have my own time

11. What was the time you went to bed last night ?

12. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now ?
im only with my towel now..hahaha

13. Is someone on your mind right now ?
yes, my bro

14. Who was the last person who text you ?

TEN Lucky Person to do this quiz,
ps : i just tag who those have a blog :)

Ee yee
6.esther also
7.esther again
8.lui bao
10.Colleen Oh

15. Who is no.2 having a relationship with ?
She is single and available :D

16. Is no.3 a male or a female ?

17. If no.7 and no.1 get together , would it be a good?
they always together. and is always been good

18. What is no.1 studying about ?
nyanyi and guitar..later on diff story

19. When was the last time you chatted with them ?
last night and now..

20.Is no.4 single ?
A parent now

21. Say something about no.2 .
'her mouth super small' quote from esther HAHAHAH

22. What do you think about no.3 & no.6 being together ?
they are same

23. Describe no.9
college mate..sweet girl

24. What will you do if no.6 and no.7 fight ?
again..they are same person..her right hand find with her left hand? wtf

25. Do you like 8 ?
shes my lui bao and i care for her as a sister..

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Always go home before sunrise

For the guys, no..the girls out there too. When ever you guys or girls out there having intimacy time with your partner, Especially if either of you sneaked into your partner's house always remember to go home before the sunrise. Imagine if you're having affair with a girl or guy and the next morning the real partner came back and saw you naked. If you're still sleeping you're dead!! But ofcourse im not reffering for those who having affairs out there. Imagine when you're having sex with your partner and the next thing you when you wake up is her/his parents. If you're lucky the parents will ask you join them for a breakfast but if you're not lucky then you will be like the news below. Always go home before the sunrise. LOLZ

KUANTAN: A teenaged couple, who had spent the night together having sex in the girl’s house, was caught after the boyfriend apparently dozed off.

The girl’s stepmother was shocked to find the naked man in bed with the sleeping girl when she came to wake her up for school on Tuesday morning.

State CID chief Asst Comm T. Narenasagaran said the stepmother, aged 46, went to the girl’s room on the second floor of the house at about 7.10am.

When she opened the door, she spotted the 18-year-old youth, who then got up to dress.

“The woman questioned the youth, who later admitted having sex with the girl as they were lovers.

“A police report was lodged and we have detained the youth,” he said, adding that initial investigations revealed that the youth had sneaked into the girl’s room the night before.

The case has been classified as rape.

In a separate case, a 13-year-old girl was raped by a man on the pavement in front of SK Mat Kilau here on Tuesday night.

ACP Narenasagaran said the victim had followed the man for a joyride around town after a quarrel with her mother.

He said the 21-year-old man then took the victim to the secluded spot at about 9pm, where he suddenly forced himself on her.

“The victim broke down upon reaching home and told her mother of the incident before lodging a report.

“We have identified the suspect and will pick him up for questioning soon,” he said.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Russian Army Test

This was pretty popular in Russian blogs lately

So what you see is what to be said an entry level test leaked from Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

Sunday, May 3, 2009

secondary moments

Seems everyone recently keep uploading their secondary photos. So might as well i upload too right? i lost my form 2 class photo. SIGH


yeah, it did bring back alot of good memories and good times to me. I really missed those times. So why not i list down the unforgettable moments that i still can remember right? hehe

  1. Buy ciggy from Pak Cik kebun for RM0.50-RM1 (that pakcik been doing that even during my bro's schooling days) then curi curi go to toilet to smoke.
  2. Playing with condom in the class and blow it as big as possible and throw to the girls.
  3. The RM2 chicken rice that everyone was crazy for it. It is just too delicious.
  4. Tapao drinks from the pak cik air outside the school and drink in the class while the teacher still teaching.
  5. Conteng your friend's bag with stupid cartoon, naked girl or sperms and ovary
  6. Pad lock your friend's bag and you don't have the key to unlock it.
  7. Ask your friend to write a hamsap novel, then kantoikan him by telling to teacher. Got 20 marks of demerit from doing that. Putih putih kena.
  8. Skip school and racing with a friend, then got accident by entered into the round-a-bout
  9. Friend showing his clean shaved penis for no fucking reason. Sometimes mohawk style. WTF =.=
  10. Put your hand into a gal skirt and touch her ass. (not me)
  11. Play liquid paper. Squeese a lot of it on a table or chair then let your friend sat or touch it.
  12. Play tepung and wip creame during friends birthday.
  13. Play lastic war, in the end some nerd complain to the guru disiplin. Then all of us kena rotan.
There is alot more which i lazy to list it all here. I guess everyone does have their great time back in high school. During schooling days, every days is holiday, you just go to the school with empty bag (maybe only few buku latihan). Then plans where go after school or during REHAT. When someone house is clear at the morning, everyone will skip school and go to that fella's house to lepak. Back then RM2-4 per day is very enough and you wont worried if you dont have money to spend. After school is the time when everyone will meet up for basketball session, yum cha, snooker or kedai kuda.

The moments of truth
  • Everyone grew up now, where money is very important, if no car you wouldnt thought of going out.
  • You will be worrying what to wear to college.
  • Fashion and make up is important now where during secondary times you only have to wear uniform and yet you complains back then.
  • You eat expensive food now, fancy restaurants.
  • Handphones is a necessity now, an expensive one, maybe two
  • you started to like to drink alcohols. Back in secondary, teh-o-ais limau is the only drink that you like.
People are changing from day to day. We are more demanding and hard to fulfill ourself. We keep wanting more and more. What you got is always not enough. A trip to Kedah or Terengganu will never be the choice as we always wanted to go to Bali, Japan, Korea, Bangkok, Australlia, etc etc. We always compare to the better living people but never once compare to the people who have less opportunity than us. We always complains money is not enough for the current standard of living.

If we will think of being less demanding, then our life will become easier and happier.

It just me and my thoughts.

It only take 5 seconds to make you laugh

Eventhough i watched this video for so many times but it never failed to make my laugh. LMFAO

It just take less than a minute to make me laugh. Hope it does the same to others too!! HAHA

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Swine Flu joke - Winnie the Pooh

Old school family photos

I just realized that my grandfather was into photography too back in his younger days, that is why im into photography too, is in the blood. I had never seen him before as when i born to this world, he already left this world at a young age. From what i heard, he was a very wealthy and influential man in Penang. From what i heard when he wanna buy a car he doesnt need to go to the dealer, everytime when there is a new car arrived, the salesman will drive the car personally to my grandfather's house to let him to test drive. The pics i saw at his funeral was like a huge festival where more than 20 cars following at the back, full of peoples walking following at the back in town. Not only that there was five roasted pig too. Back then roasted pig was very expensive!! If im not mistaken he died at 40's. Back then who will hire photographer to take photos for a funeral?

PS: grandpa, you looked abit like Man Zhi Leong!! XDThis is my grandpa and grandma wedding's photo.
My uncles and aunties, my dad is the 3rd from the left. I heard he was a samseng back then and damn guai lan. LOL
and my dad was the most corrupted dude in the family at his younger age. wtf
My dad look damn apek when he was a kid. (the on sitting beside my grandpa on the left)
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