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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Anti theft system in Malaysia

We all know that car theft is a major concern among of all car owners here in Malaysia. No matter how hard we try to prevent it to happened or how expensive the anti-theft system we bought they always can come out with a way to break into your car. Every car owners out there is trying every way to prevent this crime to increase by installing expensive anti-theft systems, steering lock, gear lock, pedal lock even prevent from parking their car for long hours in dangerous zone rated with high crimes rate such as places like Wangsa Maju LRT station, Asia Cafe Subang Jaya, Petaling Jaya, Damansara, Kepong and Cheras.

For those who driving a car like Satria Gti should be extra careful because this is one of the hot car for the 'market'. Few of my friends who driving this car got stolen before. I got a friend that his car got broken in for three times!! week after week!!
If there any way to prevent this from happening? this problem existed for more than few years already. Should we blame the PDRM or blame ourself for not taking extra attention about this?

Few days ago when i fetch my friend back home and i saw this owner has a cage to lock his car inside. This looks ridiculous to me and funny to me at the same time. WTF!!! i think breaking the padlock is easier compare to break into the car. Maybe this is just to slow down the thief. But to build a cage like this is not cheap though. Damn kiasu!!


Monday, June 29, 2009

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

unexpected

I know these friends of mine for quite some time since college times. The best classmates i ever had. Two days back my friend called me for a drinking session at their place at PV5, Melati Utama. Once in a while or special occasion they will have a drinking session. They are bunch of good students with high CGPA and if you wonder what would a student's cupboard look like. First came your mine must have full of textbooks, notes, references, etc. When the first time i saw it make me laughed.

There is full of beers and liquors inside the cupboard and it was at the middle of the cupboard as my friend said is easier to take when they open the cupboard. There is Hennessy, Vodka, Chivas, wines, beers and etc. The books were at the harder place to reach. So the first think the open the cupboard is not for the books but the booze instead. So if you want to be a good student, have a little bit of both in studies and entertainment.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Hard Rock Shocks

I always like to cycling since i was a kid. My mom always ask me to buy groceries back then as the only transportation at home during the day time. It only took me few minutes to buy things for my mom as i like to cycle very quick and that's where most of my scars got from. As i get older i prefer to walk more than cycle in my secondary days.
Then after that it been left at the corner in my house covered by dust until recently i started to cycle back but is not that fun anymore compared to my younger days. Maybe cause most of the time i cycle alone, is nice though. I can see a lot of different people from different point of view especially stopping at the traffic lights. Now i know how does it the motorist feel, i can see from a higher view looking into the passengers in cars next to me. I can see nice legs too.
It's nice that when you cycled back the old road where you used to cycle when you at younger age, alot of memories flashed back when i cycled pass these roads. Things changed. I no longer as daring as last time to attack the corners at full speed, the lorong no longer have dogs where i been chased before, by the time at 5 in the evening there is not much kids cycling or racing at the padang. Thanks for the technology, kids nowadays play DOTA or Left 4 Dead in Cyber Cafe rather than playing old games like gasing, guli, congkak or cycling.

In overseas there is alot of bicycle carnivals held every year, not like Malaysia. But is a good thing though or not the kids can see something obscene like the picture below.

WTFFFFF!!!!!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Best music video




im speechless when i watched this mv

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

funny darth vader

the video tell a thousand words, it make my day..lol



Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Saudi are funny

Recently im abit lazy to update my blog or i can say maybe i feel quite empty these days but i wanna share few videos here.









Thursday, May 21, 2009

Roti Canai


Up to this day i still remember the very first day of my school which located not far away from my house. Being a kid, the night before my very first day of school my dad gave me RM1 to spend at the school canteen. I was never know how to buy things before that and being me, i am weak in calculations. My dad was an independent dude; he came alone to Kuala Lumpur when he was at the age of 18 if i not mistaken. So being a strong and independent father he would like me to learn it on my own. So he never taught me how to use the money to buy food at the canteen. As for my mother, a typical mother always concern and care for their children. She ironed my school uniform and my short blue pants and hang it nicely outside my room as i go to bed at 10 o'clock. She told me to have enough sleep and not to wake up late for my first day at school. There is so much things to remember what to do and what shouldn't i do for my day. Being me, i always get excited for any special event and therefore the night before i hardly fall asleep even after 13 years.

Waking up on a cold morning was hard for me. Somehow, someway, i got up and wore my school uniform and nervously walk to my school with my girly-pink-colour-bag. Yes, it was pink in colour but being a kid at that age it doesn't matter to me. As i holding my mother's soft and loving hand she reminding me to get back my change when i buying my roti canai later at the canteen. As i check my pocket to make sure the money i with me i noticed i left it at home and there is not enough time to walk back to take the money and my mom only have 60 cents with her. So on that day i only have 60 cents with me.

After for 2 hours of classes the bell finally rang and all of us in the class lining up for recess. At that moment i was nervous like hell as i was about to make my very first buy of my life. As i walking to the canteen with my right hand holding a 50 cents and a 10 cents, i was about to skip my meal as i was too scared to buy a roti canai. But i didnt, instead i took a deep breath waiting in a queue. As my turn to buy my roti canai the uncle with a very kind eyes asked me in a very polite way, "apa mau" he asked. I took a deep breath and mumblely reply him "rrr rrrrr roti canai satu!" then he asked again "kuah apa mau?" i just reply him "tak mau" then i walked away.

The very first day of my school had finally passed. As i walked out of my class i saw my mom waiting for me with her hand holding an umbrella waiting under the hot sun. I ran to her like any other kids did. Then we walked home, on the way walking home my mom asked what did i spent for the 60 cents that she gave to me earlier this morning. I told her i bought roti canai. Then she asked again was the kuah too hot for me. I told her i didn't get any kuah as i only can afford to buy the roti canai and out of money to buy the kuah. Then she smacked my head told me the kuah is free!!

That is the day i learnt how to buy things with money and roti canai kuah is free!!

Friday, May 15, 2009

The weird guy outside my house and my bullshits.

The weather these days really sucks big time. Suka-suka panas, suka-suka hujan. And maybe because of this my mood swings. Even a tiny little thing will make me angry but i wouldnt show to my friends or family. I always hide it to myself. Is hard to find someone that willingly listen to me even if they did i wasnt sure whether they really wanna listen to me. They seems busy and my observation towards people is always right. I just moody but i dunno why and that is why i writing this at this weird hours. is nothing big, im just moody. When i still had my car last time, this wouldnt happened to me as when i moody i will clean or wash my car even it's 3-4am or i will drive my car out for a slow drive. Yeah, i know is crazy to wash car during middle of the night.

At weird times i can see weird things, no i dont mean ghost but i actually met an Indian rubbish collecter. He always collect rubbish, cans, toys or stuff that still can be repaired to use again during middle of the night. He was very polite guy, better than some people who have a better job or higher education than him. He always scared me because his bicycle is soundless. Everytime after i washed my car around 3-5am or when i smoking outside my house he will just appear from no where looking for rubbish. Got once i was drinking beer alone outside my house he just appeared out from no where and then showed a friendly smile to me. He was nice but scary at the same time. Then he asked me whether i still want the cans show he can take it from me.

That is when i started a conversation with this indian guy. He told me that he usually will collect rubbish during middle of the night so that he wouldnt disturb the people. As we know, Malaysians always look down on people. That is why i think he start working at midnight. He told me that his children can play with the broken toys after he repaired it. He's not only a nice polite guy but also a very good father. I missed him actually, HAHAHA..because is been a long time since the last time i saw him. After i sold off my car i seldom lepak infront of my house as often as last time. I can talk to anyone, no matter who he/she is. I can even talk to my neighbour for hours. Im weird too.

This taught me that im a very lucky that i have my own car as a toy but his children only have broken toys to play with. Most of us is very lucky compare to this indian guy. We have home, toys, nice clothes, computers, handphones, hi-fi and alot of things that he doesnt have. Everytime im moody, down or sad i always think the other side of it. i might be sad but there is some other people are more unlucky than me. Im a very optimistic person and and maybe because of this i seldom express myself to people becauce i can stand it and i can solve it by myself. But at times i really need someone. Someone that will listen to my bullshits. I remembered last time my friend Esther told me that blog will help me a little. Yeah, i guess so. At this time who on earth will listen to me right? so my blog is my best choice. Everytime i started writing my hands cant stop. I just feel like writing everything about me and my feelings. Reached to this point, i feel better already so i guess is time to stop. For those who really read this up to this point thanks for reading my bullshits.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Always go home before sunrise

For the guys, no..the girls out there too. When ever you guys or girls out there having intimacy time with your partner, Especially if either of you sneaked into your partner's house always remember to go home before the sunrise. Imagine if you're having affair with a girl or guy and the next morning the real partner came back and saw you naked. If you're still sleeping you're dead!! But ofcourse im not reffering for those who having affairs out there. Imagine when you're having sex with your partner and the next thing you when you wake up is her/his parents. If you're lucky the parents will ask you join them for a breakfast but if you're not lucky then you will be like the news below. Always go home before the sunrise. LOLZ

KUANTAN: A teenaged couple, who had spent the night together having sex in the girl’s house, was caught after the boyfriend apparently dozed off.

The girl’s stepmother was shocked to find the naked man in bed with the sleeping girl when she came to wake her up for school on Tuesday morning.

State CID chief Asst Comm T. Narenasagaran said the stepmother, aged 46, went to the girl’s room on the second floor of the house at about 7.10am.

When she opened the door, she spotted the 18-year-old youth, who then got up to dress.

“The woman questioned the youth, who later admitted having sex with the girl as they were lovers.

“A police report was lodged and we have detained the youth,” he said, adding that initial investigations revealed that the youth had sneaked into the girl’s room the night before.

The case has been classified as rape.

In a separate case, a 13-year-old girl was raped by a man on the pavement in front of SK Mat Kilau here on Tuesday night.

ACP Narenasagaran said the victim had followed the man for a joyride around town after a quarrel with her mother.

He said the 21-year-old man then took the victim to the secluded spot at about 9pm, where he suddenly forced himself on her.

“The victim broke down upon reaching home and told her mother of the incident before lodging a report.

“We have identified the suspect and will pick him up for questioning soon,” he said.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Russian Army Test

This was pretty popular in Russian blogs lately

So what you see is what to be said an entry level test leaked from Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:



Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”




Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The cat and mouse game

The Special Branch wanted to know how much of these tactics were being used to enable Anwar to communicate with the outside world and thereby organize his Reformasi Movement and other political activities from behind the high walls of the Sungai Buloh Prison.

When I was about 11 or 12 years old, I was made to sit for an IQ test. I just enjoyed these tests because I had already done many before that. You see, my parents subscribed me to the Junior Readers Digest and every month, whenever I received my copies, I would relish reading them from cover to cover. One of my favourite chapters was the one on IQ tests.

Some questions were in text format and others in graphics form. Invariably, you are asked to solve puzzles and problems and how to get over sticky situations. My favourite question was the one about the bridge closing at 7.00pm and a guard being placed in the middle of the bridge to prevent anyone from crossing it. Those on the left bank would not be allowed to cross over to the right bank and vice versa.

The question was: you arrived at the bridge at 11.00pm and found the guard asleep in the middle of the bridge. If you crossed the bridge the guard would wake up and catch you trying to cross and will force you to go back the way you came. So how are you going to cross the bridge to get home?

Hmm….this was one tricky question. I pondered for a while and my reply was I would quietly creep across the bridge and just before I reached the guard I would turn around and walk back the way I came. I would then make a lot of noise, which would wake the guard up. The guard, seeing that I was trying to sneak across the bridge, would chase me and catch me and force me to return to the opposite direction. And the opposite direction is where I actually wanted to go in the first place.

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Penguin is always cute

Penguins (order Sphenisciformes, family Spheniscidae) are a group of aquatic, flightless birds living almost exclusively in the southern hemisphere. Highly adapted for life in the water, penguins have countershaded dark and white plumage, and their wings have become flippers. Most penguins feed on krill, fish, squid, and other forms of sealife caught while swimming underwater. They spend about half of their life on land and half in the oceans. Okay, enough with facts.

Penguins always been an icon for a lot of things since a long time ago, it can be seen almost every where, I didn't mean the real penguin. They got penguin in Batman, cartoons like Happy Feet, games or soft toys.

Penguins not only can be found in Antarctica, it can be found in Malaysia too!! even in Malaysia we have our own version of penguin. Out of all the places it can be found at Petronas petrol station. Dont believe me? see by yourself.
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Thursday, April 9, 2009

Custom Plate

We often see a lot of road users with different registration plate number, some even fork out a lot money to get the numbers that they wanted. The price range is from RM500-Rm200,000 or even more as i not could not afford and stupid enough to spend a registration plate number that cost a car. If one day our country can be like the State then that day is gonna be the day that i laugh my pants off at those owner who spent few Ks for the plate. As in the State every road users can customize their registration plate as they like even without numbers and you do not have to spent a cent!!

i got few pictures here to show what can you do with your registration plate in Malaysia. Ive seen a few on the road too.

TT 99

MM 4

NN 1

Here is where is start to get interesting where the registration plate which got a lil bit of meaning if you see properly
MAF 14 - MAFIA
cool eh?

here is one BABI

wait till you see this, is PEN 15 - PENIS!!!!! i always thought wanna get myself this number, didnt really know there is people done this.

the best save for the last. I wondered whether this owner got this number randomly or he chosen to get this
IS MAH 41 - MAHAI
really one mahai proton iswara, HAHAAHAHA!!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

The day has come - Earth Hour

Finally the day has come where everyone have to switch off their lights for 1 hour to save energy, yea..and tonight might be playing candles too but not sure whether still on or not. No confirmation yet. I hope i can take nice pics tonight, hopefully the candles night still on

Earth Hour 2009 aims to reach more than one billion people in 1000 cities around the world, inviting communities, business and governments to switch off their lights. So why nbt eh? it just switch lights anyway.

this is the pic for last year Earth Hour at Kuala Lumpur:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! come on you Malaysian!!! be more supportive this year!!

i'll update the pics later if i can get any pics later at night.
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