Russian Army Test

This was pretty popular in Russian blogs lately

So what you see is what to be said an entry level test leaked from Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

secondary moments

Seems everyone recently keep uploading their secondary photos. So might as well i upload too right? i lost my form 2 class photo. SIGH

FORM 1

FORM 3
FORM 4
FORM 5

yeah, it did bring back alot of good memories and good times to me. I really missed those times. So why not i list down the unforgettable moments that i still can remember right? hehe

1. Buy ciggy from Pak Cik kebun for RM0.50-RM1 (that pakcik been doing that even during my bro's schooling days) then curi curi go to toilet to smoke.
2. Playing with condom in the class and blow it as big as possible and throw to the girls.
3. The RM2 chicken rice that everyone was crazy for it. It is just too delicious.
   
4. Tapao drinks from the pak cik air outside the school and drink in the class while the teacher still teaching.
   
5. Conteng your friend's bag with stupid cartoon, naked girl or sperms and ovary
6. Pad lock your friend's bag and you don't have the key to unlock it.
7. Ask your friend to write a hamsap novel, then kantoikan him by telling to teacher. Got 20 marks of demerit from doing that. Putih putih kena.
   
8. Skip school and racing with a friend, then got accident by entered into the round-a-bout
9. Friend showing his clean shaved penis for no fucking reason. Sometimes mohawk style. WTF =.=
10. Put your hand into a gal skirt and touch her ass. (not me)
11. Play liquid paper. Squeese a lot of it on a table or chair then let your friend sat or touch it.
12. Play tepung and wip creame during friends birthday.
13. Play lastic war, in the end some nerd complain to the guru disiplin. Then all of us kena rotan.

There is alot more which i lazy to list it all here. I guess everyone does have their great time back in high school. During schooling days, every days is holiday, you just go to the school with empty bag (maybe only few buku latihan). Then plans where go after school or during REHAT. When someone house is clear at the morning, everyone will skip school and go to that fella's house to lepak. Back then RM2-4 per day is very enough and you wont worried if you dont have money to spend. After school is the time when everyone will meet up for basketball session, yum cha, snooker or kedai kuda.

The moments of truth

• Everyone grew up now, where money is very important, if no car you wouldnt thought of going out.
• You will be worrying what to wear to college.
• Fashion and make up is important now where during secondary times you only have to wear uniform and yet you complains back then.
• You eat expensive food now, fancy restaurants.
• Handphones is a necessity now, an expensive one, maybe two
• you started to like to drink alcohols. Back in secondary, teh-o-ais limau is the only drink that you like.

People are changing from day to day. We are more demanding and hard to fulfill ourself. We keep wanting more and more. What you got is always not enough. A trip to Kedah or Terengganu will never be the choice as we always wanted to go to Bali, Japan, Korea, Bangkok, Australlia, etc etc. We always compare to the better living people but never once compare to the people who have less opportunity than us. We always complains money is not enough for the current standard of living.

If we will think of being less demanding, then our life will become easier and happier.

It just me and my thoughts.

It only take 5 seconds to make you laugh

Eventhough i watched this video for so many times but it never failed to make my laugh. LMFAO

It just take less than a minute to make me laugh. Hope it does the same to others too!! HAHA

Swine Flu joke - Winnie the Pooh

Old school family photos

I just realized that my grandfather was into photography too back in his younger days, that is why im into photography too, is in the blood. I had never seen him before as when i born to this world, he already left this world at a young age. From what i heard, he was a very wealthy and influential man in Penang. From what i heard when he wanna buy a car he doesnt need to go to the dealer, everytime when there is a new car arrived, the salesman will drive the car personally to my grandfather's house to let him to test drive. The pics i saw at his funeral was like a huge festival where more than 20 cars following at the back, full of peoples walking following at the back in town. Not only that there was five roasted pig too. Back then roasted pig was very expensive!! If im not mistaken he died at 40's. Back then who will hire photographer to take photos for a funeral?


PS: grandpa, you looked abit like Man Zhi Leong!! XDThis is my grandpa and grandma wedding's photo.
My uncles and aunties, my dad is the 3rd from the left. I heard he was a samseng back then and damn guai lan. LOL
and my dad was the most corrupted dude in the family at his younger age. wtf
My dad look damn apek when he was a kid. (the on sitting beside my grandpa on the left)