Sunny days ahead

KUALA LUMPUR: Sunny days are expected from May till September, with temperatures between 30.7 and 34.1 degrees Celcius, said the Meteorological Department.

“It will be the southwest monsoon period. The weather is forecasted to be be sunny compared to other months,” said the department in a press statement.

It added April was a torrid month as it was the intermonsoon period, coupled with the sun being overhead the Equator. The highest temperature recorded from April 1-28 was 36.1 degrees Celcius, said the department - Bernama

Oh please!! hope their statistics on the weather is not correct, i had enough of the hot weather for the past few days!!

Swine Flu

Again, there is new decease spreading around the world past few days and it is Swine Flu. Many of you guys take things too lightly. Just to write some facts bout the Swine Flu, so any of you guys have the symptoms please go to the nearest clinic or hospital for further check up.

What is swine influenza?

It is a respiratory disease of pigs caused by type A strains of the influenza virus. It regularly causes high flu outbreaks in pigs but with low death rates. There are four main sub-types of the virus, but the most recent isolated influenza viruses from pigs have been H1N1 viruses.

How does it spread?

Swine flu viruses do not typically infect humans though they do occur through close proximity or contact with infected pigs or contaminated areas. Cases of human-to-human spread have been documented.

The symptoms are similar to those of regular flu:
- Fever
- Lethargy
- Runny nose
- Cough
- Sore throat
- Lack of appetite
- Vomiting and diarrhea in some cases.

What can I do to protect myself from the swine flu?

There is no vaccine available right now to protect against the swine flu.

However, you can help prevent the spread of germs that cause respiratory illnesses like influenza by:

- Covering your nose and mouth with a disposable tissue or handkerchief when you cough or sneeze. Throw the tissue in the waste basket after you use it.

- Wash your hands often with soap and water, especially after you cough or sneeze. Alcohol-based hand cleaners are also helpful

- Try to avoid close contact with sick people. - If you get sick with influenza, stay at home and limit contact with others to keep from infecting them.

- Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth.

- Consult your nearest healthcare facility if you think you have any of the symptoms.

Sigh, Mexico total death from this virus reached 159th already. Shitz

The cat and mouse game

The Special Branch wanted to know how much of these tactics were being used to enable Anwar to communicate with the outside world and thereby organize his Reformasi Movement and other political activities from behind the high walls of the Sungai Buloh Prison.

When I was about 11 or 12 years old, I was made to sit for an IQ test. I just enjoyed these tests because I had already done many before that. You see, my parents subscribed me to the Junior Readers Digest and every month, whenever I received my copies, I would relish reading them from cover to cover. One of my favourite chapters was the one on IQ tests.

Some questions were in text format and others in graphics form. Invariably, you are asked to solve puzzles and problems and how to get over sticky situations. My favourite question was the one about the bridge closing at 7.00pm and a guard being placed in the middle of the bridge to prevent anyone from crossing it. Those on the left bank would not be allowed to cross over to the right bank and vice versa.

The question was: you arrived at the bridge at 11.00pm and found the guard asleep in the middle of the bridge. If you crossed the bridge the guard would wake up and catch you trying to cross and will force you to go back the way you came. So how are you going to cross the bridge to get home?

Hmm….this was one tricky question. I pondered for a while and my reply was I would quietly creep across the bridge and just before I reached the guard I would turn around and walk back the way I came. I would then make a lot of noise, which would wake the guard up. The guard, seeing that I was trying to sneak across the bridge, would chase me and catch me and force me to return to the opposite direction. And the opposite direction is where I actually wanted to go in the first place.

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Smartest Dogs: Moscow Stray Dogs

Russian scientists say that Moscow stray dogs became much smarter. The four legged oldest human’s friends demonstrate real smartness such as riding the Moscow metro every morning to get from their suburban places of living to the fat regions of Moscow center. Once they arrive to the downtown they demonstrate different new, previously unseen for the dog skills. Those skills can include “the hunt for shawarma” for example, the popular among Muscovites eastern cuisine dish. This hunt scene can be seen as this:

Regular Moscow busy street with some small food kiosks. A middle-aged man buys himself a piece of hot fast food and walks aside chewing it without a rush. Then just in a second he jumps up frightened - some doggy has sneaked up on him and barked out loudly. His tasty snack falls out from his hands down to the ground and the dog gets it. Just ten minutes later, on the same place, the teen youngster loses his dinner in exactly the same manner. The modern Russian dogs are on their urban hunt.

“This method of ambushing people from their back is widely exercised by Moscow dogs”, saying A. Poiarkov, working in Ecology and Evolution Institute of Moscow. “The main point here is to define who would drop the food scared and who won’t, but the dogs are great psychologists they can do it better than us”.

Moscow ecologists think that dogs started acquiring this habits in 1990s, when the Soviet union collapsed and Moscow has fell into the hands of new class of Russian capitalists. They understood the true value of the downtown realty underestimated by previous Communist owners and became removing all the industrial complexes Moscow had in its centre to its outskirts. Those places were used by homeless dogs as a shelter often, so the dogs had to move together with their houses, so they had to learn how to travel Moscow subway - first to get to the centre in the morning then back home in the evening, just as us people.

The commercial revolution of Moscow made their usual feeding places like trash bins out of direct reach, so they had to get to know new ways of getting their piece of food. That’s how appeared those “Shawarma hunts”. Sometimes though they use more gentle methods. Young girl sits on the bench to eat her hot dog - a big cute looking dog appears from the surrounding bushes and puts her head on her knees. The girl can’t help herself sharing the hotdog with a dog.

Among some more amazing skill those Moscow dogs are the ability not to miss their stop while going on the subway train. Biologists say dogs have very nice sense of time which helps them not to miss their destination. Another skill they have is to cross the road on the green traffic light. “They don’t react on color, but on the picture they see on the traffic light”, Moscow scientist tells. Also they choose often the last or the first metro car - those are less crowded usually.

It’s funny but the ecologists studying Moscow stray dogs also tell the dogs don’t miss a chance to get some play while on their travel in the subway. They are fond of jumping in the train just seconds before the doors shut closed risking their tails be jammed. “They do it for fun, just they have enough food”, they conclude.

“Traveling first class, compared to this human”

"Waiting for the right train"

No U-Turn?

When you wanna make U-turn will you look for a U-turn signboard or No U-turn signboard? If doesnt have any one of it, does it mean you can or cant make a U-turn?

Last night i got stopped by a police nearby my house after i made a U-turn at a traffic light. He pulled me a side. After Najib become the PM they seems very hardworking. Dogs. Anyway, below was my conversation with the dog.

Me: (just kept quiet waiting for him to talk 1st)
Dog: Encik langgar lampu merah tadi lah. ( it was still green)
Me: Mana adeeeee, masih hijau tadi.
Dog: Encik buat illegal U-turn.

Most of the dogs will try to find something for give you compound.

Me: sini tak boleh buat u-turn ke?
Dog: mana boleh, takde sigboard kata boleh buat u-turn
Me: Habis, takde signboard kata tak boleh buat u-turn pun.
Dog: Nak pergi mane ni? Lesen, IC
Me: ( just give him the wat he want)
Dog: habis macam mane nak settle? nak compound ke macam mane?
Me: aku tak salah, takde signboard kata tak boleh u-turn pun. kalau nak, bagi compoud je lahh
Dog: *kept quiet for a moment*
Dog: ok lah..kali ni bagi warning, lain kali jgn buat lagi.
Me: *speed off*

So actually can i make a U-turn or not? If dont have signboard says you can u-turn means u cant make a u-turn? if dont have signboard says u can make a u-turn means you cant? WTFFFF

That's why i seldom or never make a u-turn at traffic light..only last night.

nothing

What would you do if you're moody?

a) find someone to talk
b) drink
c) weed
d) nothing

can't find a thing that can cure me now..nothing

anyway, fuck this post.

Unbearable hot Thursday - part 2

I still couldnt understand why the weather is so fucking hot! again i bathe another time and this could be the 9th times already. wtf! even the two little hamster in my house couldnt stand the weather.

Yeah, my cousin's sister just bought 4 hamsters in less than a week but one already died. When he was going to die the other one keep trying to wake him up and trying to save him. Then the day after his whole body was wet. Dont ask me what is it. I really have no idea what the hell is that. At a point i was quite touched by that hamster's actions. In the end he couldnt survive and passed away. Then the next day the other hamster was mourning, he usually very active, but not that day.

To accompany and cheer up the other one, my cousin sis bought another 2 to accompany her. But she couldnt get used to one of the hamsters and always bully him So i decided to give it to my 'daughter'. I knew she always wanted a hamster so this is the right choice to let her take care of the hamster. He is very cute and fat too..haha

This is how he sleep. hahahaha..so damn cute.

p/s: take good care of him
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Ive found out a cheap way to make a DIY studio for taking pics. All you need is a white mounting board and external flashlight but i didn't use a external flashlight for this attempt, all i used was only a table lamp.

It turned out pretty good.

I like Kiwi!! see, the outcome is not bad right?

this shot wasnt good, i think because of the finished piano black. My cousin sister bought a PSP 2000 lately and she only played for few days and now literally is mine..hahaha

This Marlboro metal casing given by a friend of mine as he quit smoking recently, nice.

By taking pics using this way, even a condom look so damn nice. wtf hahahaha

Unbearable hot Thursday

The weather today was so bloody hot. I wondering why what's going on with the weather these days. I bathe lots of times today till i lost count. The weather forecast for today saying that there will be thunderstorm in Kuala Lumpur, but not at my place.

When i was on the way back, the sky was so blue. So when i reached home i thought wanna take a shower and have a power nap but the shower cant cool me down. Therefore i went out to my porch to have a smoke. As i look at the sky and puff my Dunhill i decided to take out my camera for take some pics since for a long time i didnt take any new pics.

I couldnt resist to take pics on a such a nice weather, but it's really hot.

i didnt take much pics outside of my house as i was half naked and wasnt wearing my underwear. What if suddenly a hot lady pass by, definitely will keras.


After few shots, is time to go back into my house. What will my neighbour think when a half naked guy squating down in the middle of the road take pics. Like perogol bersiri only!! and im scared once my neighbour is back from work he will talk to me for hours. Seriously, ive talk to my neighbours alot but is wasnt a good time when the weather is so fucking hot.





Then out of no where, there was an ugly cat stare cock at me..WTF? take pic also cannot is it? so i chased it out of my house by throwing my bought-from-Giant-slipper at the cat.

How to get rid of the cold?

Here is a video showing how to get rid of a cold by using only onion and sugar. It's cheap and worth to try.

Onion can kill wide variety of germs.

Making Cappucino In Sepang

The main circuit, normally raced in a clockwise direction, is 5.54 kilometres long, and is noted for its sweeping corners and wide straights. The layout is quite unusual, with a very long back straight separated from the pit straight by just one very tight hairpin.

Other configurations of the Sepang circuit can also be used. The north circuit is also raced in a clockwise direction. It is basically the first half of the main circuit. The course turns back towards the pit straight after turn 6 and is 2.71 kilometres long in total.

Two months back i went to Sepang International Circuit for a event organized by the media, it was my 1st experience on the track and was my 2nd time on the track. It also for the 1st time my ex car going into Sepang so i couldn't resist to go. I only got the pics few days back and i must say all the pics are truely nice that is because its taken by professional photographer from Hypertune if im not mistaken.

As usual, everytime i cant sleep the day before any activities, for the 1st day of school, trips or even a date. I'm supposed to wake my fren up at 6:30am but since i couldnt sleep and i felt abit hungry so i wake my fren up at earlier to have a breakfast or short drink before we start our journey to Sepang. My fren drove a Vios modified by TRD and not available in the market yet. The differences are the suspension are from Tein, TRD bodykit, 15 inch rims, air filter, two full bucket from Sparco (FIA approved), removable Momo steering and it's 5 speed manual!!! That's what i can remember.
I remembered alot of my friends complaint bout my car last time that it is very uncormfortable cause of my suspension setup was very stiff but this Vios is way harder than my car!! on the way to Sepang i was bouncing sitting at the back on KLIA highway.

As we get nearer to Sepang the weather didnt show a good sign as it started drizzling, so the track is wet. So we waited a while and the marshal there gave us a short briefing bout the safety and flags, signed up some papers and get our tag before we drive on the track.

Eventhough the track is still wet by the time we allowed to start and the event is only for 2 hours. So i didnt bother much and i doesnt want to miss this chance.
There was few celebrities on that day like Alex Yoong and Datuk K, Siti Nurhaliza's husband. Alex Yoong was driving Ariel Atom, a car that faster than Lambos and Ferraris. Datuk K was driving the lastest Nissan GTR.
Everyone would have a change to take a ride with Alex Yoong on that day with his Ariel Atom, too bad i didnt get the chance.One of the local drifters was there too with his 180sx, i heard his entering speed into a corner was extremely fast. Imagine you attack the corner with speed of 160km/h. You need a very HUGE balls to do that!!!
We didnt really fully spend the entire two hours that is because there is a 1st timer crashed his RX-8 and broke his arm or driveshaft, I just passed by his car after the crash. Poor guy. Red flag was raised ans we have to stop till the RX-8 is out from the track. So basically we only used half or 3/4 of the session. After our session ended, there is another Supercar Event. There was alot of Ferraris, Lambos, Porsches, and many other supercars.













This is one of the highlight of the day when there was two classic car came for the event. It was Ford GT40!!

Another thing is if you not used to hardcore driving please becareful as my fren make a girl vomit while on the track!! sorry i dont have the pics, too gross to take picture.

More pics of my ex car (Deto).

We was exhausted eventho we only drive for 2 hours. So to freshen up ourself we need cappucino but where can we find at a place like Sepang? to make a cappucino you have to drive your car out on the track for 7-8 laps furiously and then open up your radiator. wallaaaa!! you have a hot cappucino anytime, anywhere!